Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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