HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I think I just shit out all my problems.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
Randomize