writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
There's some muscle relaxers in my bedside table. Sorry if my dildo is in the bathroom.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Yeah, he has a kid now! Shit... You know you're all grown up when the people you used to have threesomes with become parents
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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