sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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