but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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