Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Hey can you text me Heidi's phone number. I just stapled her mattress to the wall and I want to send her a picture of it.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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