one might say we're banned from that church
What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
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