But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
The feeling are messing with the penis
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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