She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
Theres a picture of me with cut up clothes rolling in the policeman's lawn, I missed you, summer.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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