I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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