Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I found a video of us drunkenly yelling "we wanna be the Pope" as we passed around the blunt
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
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