He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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