The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
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