You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I intend to get homeless drunk
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
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