But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
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