i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
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