if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Actually I more feel like I'm on a ship about to grab the holy grail off an island
The ship is me being high the holy grail is some profound idea I'm about to have
Do you think if 10 year old us knew that we would be passing out in a McDonalds after a hefty night of drinking, and 23 McChickens, they'd change anything?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Randomize
