How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
