let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He's a cop. Do you know how many times I've said fuck the police? This is my chance. I'm taking it.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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