I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
