I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
You called yourself Captain Aspirin and then tried to cure my headache by shoving pills up my nose. Fuck you becoming a nurse, you can't take care of me while you're drunk ever again. Ever.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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