i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
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