let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
There a special place in hell for drunk criers. A special FUCKING PLACE
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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