Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
my family just sang happy birthday to baby jesus. no ones even drunk yet
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I can't keep up with all the guys you're banging. I'm just going to start referring to them by city of origin.
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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