Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
We woke up, fucked twice, she drank 3 warm heinekins to cure her hangover and said "Im glad you're still hott when im sober"
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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