God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
COCAINE IS GR8
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