i just puked in front of my entire floor a girl on crutches asked iof i needed help hahaaa fuck ima damn fool
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Wow, you know I need to stop drinking alone when I pour my drink into my hand and offer it to my dog,
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
It was a frighteningly large penis to say the least
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