I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
my boobs are worth more now than the blue book value of my car.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
Like I'm literally drinking whiskey and making a stocking for my cat right now. What. Goes. On.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
She throws back shots like they are NO-THING. I swear, she goes through like five straight tequila shots, does a jello shot, chases with half a hot dog, has a rum and coke, and then takes her shirt off and makes an impromptu bandage out of it for fuckin' Tim who cut himself on the flagpole. I'm going to marry her.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
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