how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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