My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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