i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Enjoy the penises
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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