BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i popped this huge zit on her back while she was blowing me. it was like a disgusting metaphor for what happened 30 seconds later.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
So my roommate and I have a written agreement stating that if he tries to sleep with his ex girlfriend, I have to immediately intervene and nut punch him then send her on her way.
this is the most serious roommate agreement ever
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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