Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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