fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I just got CPR certified, don't make me need these skills so soon
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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