butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
His gf just liked my changed relationship status. She's gonna shit bricks when she finds out he left her for me. Bless her little heart.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
