these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
And then he peed in my hair
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