David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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