you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I showered today. Officially upgrading myself to useless.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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