If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
there are people swimming in the fountain next to the library... hello senior week
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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