just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Send help, water and tortillas.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
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