The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Slutty costumes are my most sacred holiday tradition! Wearing a not-slutty costume is like putting cheezwiz on a communion wafer.
I knew it was on when he was dancing on stage and I gave him a dollar so in return he ripped my tit out of my shirt and started sucking on it IN THE MIDDLE OF THE BAR.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
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