In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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