I want to stick my p in your. b.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
My dick has a subreddit
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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