Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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