is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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