gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
You walked up to a random girl on the street and asked her for a bite of her pizza...
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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