Non-Jews are for practice
It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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