Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Before we have sex for the first time I would like "eye of the tiger" to be playing to mentally prepare me for what I'm about to endure.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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