It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm sobbing to NWA
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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