i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
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