Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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