This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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