I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
My tweets this weekend consisted of me telling every bar I went to that they were my favorite valentine. I've never felt like more of an alcoholic
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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