So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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