Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
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