Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
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