Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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