Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
He sided with his father, so I slashed his tires. I’d say that’s a fair trade.
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