I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
Just puked most of my soul out..
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